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The Perils of Late Night

December 23rd, 2008

Ok! My days of working in the dark are over. Lights on at all times.

I’m up late doing some tweaking of the web site. In the low glow of my monitors I reach over and take a big haul from my can of Diet Pepsi.

I was suddenly aware of a solid object in this mouthful. Without swallowing I managed to push the object through my lips with my tongue. Picking it from my lips I look to my fingers to find AN EARWIG!

earwigGross right? (I’m not done yet)

Before I had a chance to freak out and call the Pepsi Bottling Company every name in the book, it scurried away. Gah! It was still alive!

I wanted to scream but I was suddenly aware that I still had the mouthful of Diet Pepsi which I hadn’t swallowed yet. (And wasn’t going to) Running quickly to the kitchen sink I tripped over the cat and swallowed the mouthful anyway. Thankfully Earwigs don’t travel in packs. lol

It must have either been on the rim of the can or had crawled in before I took a drink.

… 2 French hens,
And an Earwig in a can of Pep-si! :)

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Theme Hacking – Part 1

December 22nd, 2008

newThemeTE As you can see by the screenshot (and site itself) I’ve found a theme! And after only 2 days of searching! I actually found this theme early in my hunt but I wasn’t about to deny myself 48 hours of agonizing searching anyway. :)

Why I chose this theme…

  • Clean look. (Who wants a dirty blog?)
  • Supports Widgets.
  • Valid CSS and XHTML. (A must!)
  • Table-less design. (Also a must!)
  • Right Sidebar.

The Right Sidebar was a primary criteria in my search. Likely no real advantage to it but I like the idea of rendering content before anything else. I suspect Search Engines prefer it too.

But with all themes there are some things I wanted changed. So, with my trusty code editor on standby I started hacking.

First up was the XHTML validation. The theme dictated XHTML1.1. Unfortunately, this presents a problem for me. I use Windows Live Writer to compose my posts and I always use images. For some reason WLW will break strict XHTML (and in this case XHTML1.1) validation. It has something to do with image parameters but I won’t go into that in any detail here.

Changing this was simple.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">

The above line appears at the top of index.php. A simple change to XHTML Transitional will solve my problem.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

Now I can use WLW to my heart’s content without fear of breaking validation.

Next on my to-do list was to include author information to the post header info.

Theme Hack 1

Previously this theme only included date and comment links. It may just be my sick need to see my name in lights, but I’m thinking ‘recognition’ is a big key in blogging. Be it a picture or a name you want something to stick in peoples minds. The more people see it, them more likely they’ll remember it later.

By changing this line…

<span class="date"><?php the_time(__(‘F jS, Y’, ‘inove’)) ?></span>

 

… to …

<span class="date"><?php the_time(__(‘F jS, Y’, ‘inove’)); echo ‘. Posted By <a title="author" href="’; the_author_url(); echo ‘">’; the_author(); echo ‘</a>’; ?></span>

I was able to easily insert the author info.

With my name in lights I pushed on. Time to insert my FeedBurner Chicklet.

themeHack2

The RSS feed link was hard coded into the theme so back to our trusty editor. I needed a new CSS style for this. I created the following element in style.css:

#burner {
float:right; /* make the box look full */
padding: 5px; /* so chicklet image would line up with RSS image
}

Then in sidebar.php i added this line…

<div id="burner"><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/TornElements"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/TornElements?bg=E1E1E1&amp;fg=000000&amp;anim=1" height="26" width="88" style="border:0" alt="" /></a></div>

… just after the RSS code but within the same display element. Tucked in nicely. :)

Pretty basic stuff here. I hope I’m not boring too many people. Hopefully it’ll help out some of the newer people entering into blogging.

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Preliminary Promotion

December 22nd, 2008

Backlink Promotion Although I’m nowhere near finished with my setup of this blog, I’ve taken some early steps toward getting some backlinks coming in. Certainly nothing major, but the coming weeks will see some good results from doing this.

Forum profiles and signatures are great ways to get the word out. My longevity on the web provides me with an abundance of Forum Accounts and Posts. Busy forums are best, but even dead forums will return a certain amount of link juice. So be sure to hit those long forgotten forum accounts if you decide to go this route. :)

Forum Profiles are not only viewed by people but Search Engine Spiders as well. A perfect place to stuff your blog URL. I’ve seen several of my Forum Profiles appear in Google within an hour of my joining a forum. Google LOVES forums. Make no mistake!

Forum Signatures is where it’s at! Attaching your blog link to your signature instantly adds the URL to any previous posts you’ve made. I have somewhere in the neighbourhood of 5,000 posts lurking out there. A good portion of these (but not all) will start showing up as backlinks to my blog. It may take a bit of time for them to start showing so it’s best to do this activity ASAP.

I launched a blog about a year ago and achieved a Page Rank of 3 within the first 7 weeks mainly due to Forum Signature links. So yeah, it’s a very effective way to achieve ranking. And people DO click on signature links. :)

I also added the link to places like FaceBook, LinkedIn and other social networks.

I’ll be discussing other methods of promotion as we go along. For now, we’ll fly with this.

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Recommended Plugin: FireStats

December 21st, 2008

firestats_trac I’ve been using this Stats Plugin for over a year now on another blog. I love it! It’s the very first Plugin I installed here. :)

There’s nothing like real time when it comes to stats and FireStats delivers. Why wait for your web server to process the logs? See how busy your blog is NOW.

FireStats has just entered RC4 of their new 1.6 version. Here are a few features this version delivers:

  • Performance improvements
  • Hits table pagination (Finally!!)
  • RSS Subscription tracking (Available to donators only)
  • Some other technical stuff… bla bla bla…

I recommend using their other plugin: FireStats Installer. No muss, no fuss. And no waiting for over an hour to FTP this massive archive. You’re literally done in seconds using this. It will also allow you to upgrade to newer versions in the future.

Check it out: http://firestats.cc/

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WordPress Installed. Now What?

December 20th, 2008

tornElements One of the more difficult chores of setting up a new blog is selecting a Theme which is right for you. As you can see by the screen shot here, I haven’t quite made it that far yet.

Many of us are anxious to get posting. Who wants to spend endless hours hunting for Themes? Not me!

Unfortunately, we must make the time. If only there was a ‘Theme Blender’ that would allow you to mix certain aspects from several different Themes together.

When it comes to Themes, you have four choices:

  • Free – There are some great free themes out there. Unfortunately they’re lost in a sea of crap themes that will make your eyes bleed after a couple hours of searching.
    Quite often the free themes feature excessive links in the footers. I don’t mind linking to the authors homepage but I don’t need my blog acting as a site map to their entire web site. Fly one link and leave it at that! Otherwise, I’m not interested. NEXT!!
  • Paid Theme – If you have the cash this is the way to go. There is some nice work out there and most themes are reasonably priced.
    In some cases authors will allow you to remove footer links in Paid Themes.
  • Hire A Professional Coder/Designer – Expensive but you’ll get exactly what you want.
  • DIY (Do-It-Yourself) – Likely the most ambitious of the 4 options. It’s cheap and you’ll get exactly what you want. If you’re not satisfied, you’ll know exactly who to blame. ;)

So, in the next few days I’ll be putting on my protective eye-gear and sifting through pages upon pages of GawdAweful Free Themes. I’ll hack something into place. Eventually I’ll go the DIY route.

Since we’re just getting started here I thought I would spend the next few days talking about things I’m doing to get this place up and running.

Boring stuff, but I’ll try to ad some life to it. :)

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